You know theres some column in the newspapers that has those puzzle and mind boogling quiz? Man like i heard that some book containing those puzzle are selling WELL now. I think i found a perfect industry to tap in when i grow up. You dont have to think so hard for a puzzle, you just need to hire a few teenager girl, pay them by the hour and u get a puzzle book THAT U CAN SELL FOR MILLIONS.. Its called the..




























THE TWIT PUZZLE BOOKS.

I even prepared a speech for a future award ceremony for the best selling puzzle books.

Firstly, i would like to thank my blablablbal family member for all their support. This idea originally came when i was viewing someone profile on friendster. This words.. the words of knowledge(*cough) enlightened me. .

baobeiLAOGONG !!
sobsobbs. . .
eiu sound sho sadd wors. . .
heyys. . .
we stiu haben considered brk mas
ish juz actin ferr tt looloo nias. . .
ii stiu llove eiu sho much dde
ii sho sadd eiu noe. . .
shann hu haii. . .
criiedd til bo tears liaos wors
ii mish ur evrytynq too
ur doinkdoink cheeks , ur mashimaro eyes , ur smell , ur warm hugg , ur mwamwaas , nn ahemms [summon]
hhas
ii reli mish eiu alorts. . .
eiu noe hhors tudae ii oreddi wrote a nyce nyce dde letta , buden eiu nv cum :'(
sigh. . .
mish eiu reli alorts
my oni baobei LAOGONG

"WAH LAO EH. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU READ THAT?" was my first reaction. I try deciphering it but to no avail with 245326534 of my brain cells dying in the process. Then i thought : " AH I CAN MAKE USE OF THIS TO EARN MONEY, i can just pay some stupid twit 5bucks/hr mac donald style and ask her to make a proper english version with the use of dictionary. She can easily write like so many pages in 1 hour! Thats so cost efficient!Singapore is indeed heading to a cost efficient,good quality economy!" I wonder how long normal people like us take to decipher those alien language, but then again, those twits can decipher it in like 0.3422345265 sec.